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Marriage Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
Ana Chable
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
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Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.
Vikrant Parsai
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I'm against gay marriage. I think marriage is a sacred union between a man and a pregnant woman.
Craig Kilborn
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel De Montaigne
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman up into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory, but most of the time you are together will be devoted to conversation.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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