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Maternity Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo.
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If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.
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FACEBOOK: Wasting lives and causing drama since 2004.
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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I demand for the unmarried mother, as a sacred channel of life, the same reverence and respect as for the married mother; for Maternity is a cosmic thing and once it has come to pass, our conversation must not be permitted to blaspheme it.
Ben Lindsey
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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Were the only advanced country on Earth that doesnt guarantee paid sick leave or paid maternity leave.
Barack Obama
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Were the only advanced country on Earth that doesnt guarantee paid sick leave or paid maternity leave.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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