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Miranda Hobbes Bed Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Miranda Hobbes Bed" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.
Miranda Hobbes
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This is a little unusual, he has you on a vesting schedule. For every five years that you're married you get a percentage of five hundred thousand dollars.
Miranda Hobbes
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I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.
Miranda Hobbes
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He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception.
Miranda Hobbes
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Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.
Miranda Hobbes
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Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns out I'm a tongue thruster.
Miranda Hobbes
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I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.
Miranda Hobbes
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I don't have Steve. There is no having the Steve.
Miranda Hobbes
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I've gone to bed happy, i've gone to bed mad, and cometimes i've even gone to bed sad, but when I go to bed thinking of you, thats when you know i've gone to bed glad
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Just because he said he's gonna call doesn't mean he's gonna call.
Miranda Hobbes
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When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can do it, push push s**t!
Miranda Hobbes
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Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasn't even in the room!
Madea
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The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed. I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed.
J Holiday
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- I've been thinking Hobbes -- - On a weekend? - Well, it wasn't on purpose...
Calvin & Hobbes
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
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