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Mommy In Bikini Quotes & Sayings
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Allow me to apologize in advance for what I'm going to do with your upcoming set of spring break bikini photos.
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In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. - The Newsreader
South Park
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I never knew how much love my heart could hold until someone called me mommy.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Best friends and the best mother ever; you are seriously a gift to me Mommy. I love you. Happy Mothers day.
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Bad parents ALWAYS put themselves first before their kids. Good parents realize the kids come first, but once in awhile Mommy and Daddy MUST have some personal time and pleasure!
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.
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I feel so safe in this world because I already know that no matter what, you will always be there for me to watch my back and pick me up whenever I fall. Mommy you are the best! I love you so much. Happy Mothers day.
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Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women.
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I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.
Cindy Margolis
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Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowsho.., that's tough. I am going to snow anyway.
Maya Angelou
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Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, "I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowsho.., that's tough. I am going to snow anyway."
Maya Angelou
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as you sleep Mommy, in the cradle of the Lord, I am reassured of God's promises in His Holy Word. I dream of the day when Heaven's gates open to receive me and with your smiling face and loving eyes, reunited once again I will be.
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Your birthday is so far away! Thank God we have Mother's day, to make my Mommy feel like a princess that she already is. I love you Mom. Happy Mother's day.
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You are the sunrise that shines in my life day after day after day. I wonder what I would have done without you. Happy birthday, dearest mommy!
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I love writing but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, "You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, giftless. I'm not your agent and I'm not your mommy. I'm a white piece of paper, you wanna dance with me?" And I really, really don't.
Aaron Sorkin
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I'm not someone who eats salad and chicken...I have a lot of heads around the table and if there's not variety they get bored. I mean sometimes I have two to three things to serve and my daughter will be like, 'That's it, Mommy?' So it's fish one day, goulash the next day, spaghetti Bolognese, then schnitzel. I cook a lot.
Heidi Klum
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Gay marriage and straight marriage are the same thing as bikini tops and bras. The same thing, but only one is acceptable in public...how sad.
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Glitter! Glitter is my makeup of choice. Tying into the whole animal theme, I am a diver, and this barracuda tried to eat me once. I realized it was because I was wearing a gold bikini, a lot of piercings, and was covered in glitter. Apparently most animals are instinctively very attracted to glittery things-our brains are just drawn to them. So I figured, Why not smear it all over my face?
Kesha
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People often say that mothers are the best teachers in the world. Over the years, I have come to know that it couldn't be truer. Thanks for being the best mother and teacher in the whole world. Happy Birthday my dearest mommy!
Unknown
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