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Mother And Son Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mother And Son Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I drink because I'm a mother and I'm a mother because I drank. It's funny how everything comes full circle.
Unknown
8 Likes
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bi....
Jack Nicholson
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The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
Robert Frost
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Every mother's son will rise and fall someday.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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Mother said, Son you've got to let her go. Can't you see this woman got her game up tight?
Buddy Guy
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Here's to my mother-in-law, who still calls me a son... But I never let her finish the sentence.
Unknown
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There shall be no slave in your home, male or female: Least of all the mother of your son.
Franz Grillparzer
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A father waits upon a son. A mother prays for his return
John Legend
14 Likes
Happy is the son whose faith in his mother remains unchallenged.
Louisa May Alcott
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My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?' I answered: 'I dont know, love u, talk to u later.' Mother: 'Ok, I'll ask your sister'
Unknown
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My last son is leaving to go to college; my grandchildren are being born. My mother is living with me.
Sally Field
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Damn Son, you bleedin Son, bad Son.
Raekwon
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
Unknown
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I will always need my Son, no matter what age I am. My son has made me laugh, made me proud, made me cry, seen me cry, hugged me tight, seen me fail, cheered me up, kept me on my toes, and at times driven me crazy, But my Son is a promise that I will have a friend FOREVER!
Andrew Guzaldo
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A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish man despiseth his mother
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Until you have a son of your own... you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that resonates in the heart of a father as he looks upon his son.
Kent Nerburn
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I've played Henry Fonda's mother so often that, whenever we run into each other, I call him 'son' and he calls me 'Ma', just to save time.
Jane Darwell
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A man who says that no patriot should attack the war until it is over... is saying no good son should warn his mother of a cliff until she has fallen.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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I think what I came through is great, but my son can take it to another level, not having to fight racism. His mother's a Norwegian and I'm mixed up four or five times, so he can face the world.
James Brown
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That strong mother doesn't tell her cub, Son, stay weak so the wolves can get you. She says, Toughen up, this is reality we are living in.
Lauryn Hill
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