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My Drunk Uncle Quotes & Sayings
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Olive Garden says 'If you're here ur Family.' Bullshit, I've yet to have someone walk up to me drunk and say that I wont amount to anything.
Unknown
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Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.
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My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fu..ed up.
Waka Flocka Flame
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I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk dial your ex.
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Beer Googles: Searching for stuff on the Internet...when you're drunk.
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I truly believe that we have so many different characters. My father, when he is in the boxing gym, is 'Floyd Joy.' My uncle is 'The Black Mamba.' We have children that are characters. And of course, myself, I am leading the pack. So many different personalities and so many people inside the gym and outside the gym. We have fun, but we know when to turn it on and when to turn it off.
Floyd Mayweather
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When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
Jesse Jackson
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Isaac Asimov
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
Ari Gold
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I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.
Jim Morrison
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The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
William Butler Yeats
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Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.
Shia LaBeouf
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When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
Jesse Jackson
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You punks better back up. I dont need no back up. You get high drunk then you cowards wanna act up.
Lil Wyte
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I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception
Unknown
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The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
William Butler Yeats
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Oh, Misery, I have drunk thy cup of sorrow to its dregs, but I am still a rebel.
Lucy Parsons
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I'm a hop on the bus with Biz. Yo Brother let's get drunk and I'm coming with blunt after blunt of this skunk.
Layzie Bone
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Reminder: Daylight savings time tonight...in case anyone gets drunk and thinks they are traveling through time.
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