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I grew up as the ugly duckling. I was the only one with a dark skin and therefor I didn't really fit in. A lot of people made jokes of me as 'the adopted one.'
Eva Longoria
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Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Tommy Cooper
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. You see the trouble is he's very old fashioned. When he gives you an injection you have to bite on a bullet.
Les Dawson
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I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.
Bob Woodward
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Love, like truth and beauty, is concrete. Love is not fundamentally a sweet feeling; not, at heart, a matter of sentiment, attachment, or being 'drawn toward.' Love is active, effective, a matter of making reciprocal and mutually beneficial relation with one's friends and enemies.
Carter Heyward
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
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I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
Matt Groening
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
Dick Bruna
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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