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Once Upon A Time Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Have regular hours for work and play; make each day both useful and pleasant, and prove that you understand the worth of time by employing it well. Then youth will be delightful, old age will bring few regrets, and life will become a beautiful success.
Louisa May Alcott
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Every city has a s.. and an age which have nothing to do with demography. Rome is feminine. So is Odessa. London is a teenager, an urchin, and, in this, hasn't changed since the time of d..kens. Paris, I believe, is a man in his twenties in love with an older woman.
John Berger
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
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After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin
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Every great architect is - necessarily - a great poet. He must be a great original interpreter of his time, his day, his age.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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It's funny how someone who was just a stranger last year can mean so much to you now and It's terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year can be just a stranger now. It's amazing what a year can do!
Unknown
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In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
Brooks Atkinson
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Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating s.. lives of our friends with children.
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You are time. Foul time, who steals the gold from a maiden's hair and takes the sapphire from a child's eyes. Dark time, who has stolen from every thing there ever was all the things that it held precious and divine... And left nothing but ashes and memories and the grave.
Neil Gaiman
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
Unknown
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In time it could have been so much more. The time is precious I know In time it could have been so much more. The time has nothing to show.
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You hurt me time after time after time and yet I come back...I can't keep doing that. It's time I realized that there is no more 'us.'
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Cause it's time, it's time in time with your time and its news is captured for the queen to use.
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When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt like I belong somewhere. Not because it was wacky, but because people here understood what I felt like to perform, and there were other kids my age who wanted to do it. I didn't get looked at as God, you freak.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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I remember when I finished those, I was crying when I went back to get the plane, thinking, 'Oh that`s it, I`ll never be here again!' At the time, it seemed like a really big deal. I had all my friends seeing me off at the airport; we were all crying and they were all waving from the balcony. I was being an actor, and being really dramatic...it was very funny. But then three weeks later, I was back. I had no idea what I was getting myself into!
Jennifer Sky
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
Mo Rocca
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