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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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I asked my heart why can't I sleep at night? Heart replied :because you slept in afternoon. Don't act like you are in love all the time.
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I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
Chloe Moretz
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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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I will not be any man's half-time, down-time, spare-time, or sometimes. So do not waste my time.
Unknown
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Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look ahead to the time we have left to us. Our children are gaining life, and our parents are losing it.
Stanley H Cath
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We all are here for limited time period instead of wasting the time on hatred, fights, ego why not use the time to love, pray, live and laugh.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
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It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.
Radha Mitchell
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow them to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to be there to pick up the pieces when it's all over.
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Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.
William Faulkner
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There is a time for risky love. There is a time for extravagant gestures. There is a time to pour out your affections on one you love. And when the time comes - seize it, don't miss it.
Max Lucado
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What if this time, I don't say hi first? What if this time, I don't text you back? What if this time, I leave you wondering? What if this time, youre the one left feeling fu..ed over?
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Sometimes people associate getting big with selling out, which is funny because that's not something you necessarily have choice in. That's not a matter that is entirely up to you and at the same time, who hasn't sold out? If you've heard of a specific artist, they're big enough--they got to you. Where do you draw the line between what's big and what's too big?
Patrick Stump
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The funny thing is that all Ive added into my routine is a dance class, like twice a week. I love dancing. And I kick-box like, all the time. I love boxing. Its my thing. That burns some serious calories!
LeAnn Rimes
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We can only be sure of the present which is in our hands. Postponement and laziness are the ropes which strangle time. Thus, time can create us or destroy us. It all depends on how we utilize time.
Dr Anil Kumar Sinha
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