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Once Upon A Time Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Time flies. Time waits for no man. Time heals all wounds. All of us want more time. Time to stand up. Time to grow up. Time to let go.
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They tell me time is a healer, They say in time I will be ok. In time I will forget you. But its been over a decade an I still miss you like crazy. I still cant forget you nor do I want to. I still love you. I still miss you. I still want you back. I am doing time, I am a prisoner of time an time is not helping me get over you. I am still waiting an maybe in time you will come back? But is time on my side? Or am I just a fool wasting time?
Rumi Rahman
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave all your MONEY behind.
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While a rich man cannot have more than 1440 minutes a day, a clever man makes more time by using OPM or Other Peoples Minutes.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
Billy Crystal
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The best time to make friends is before you need them.
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There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
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This time last year everything was so perfect. Funny how things change...
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I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
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The next time someone asks you if you are a god, you say 'yes'
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I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Charles M Schulz
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The next time you think youre perfect, try walking on water.
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Does time fly when you're having s.. or was it really just one minute?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty...you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
JD Salinger
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