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I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no one recognizes you.' I said, 'What are you saying? That I should do more love scenes?'
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When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a Pokeball, get down on one knee, and say 'I choose you.'
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
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I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
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My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese without anyone noticing...
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Winner of Worlds Best Wife Award. Category; Nagging.
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77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society should stop insulting girls for their appearances.
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I like both athletic girls and girlie girls. It depends on their personality. I like girls who can go out and play sports with me and throw the football around, but you don't want a girl who's too much tougher than you.
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
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I felt jealous. I felt insecure. I felt sad. I felt mad. I thought Hank would look at some of other girls and think that he wants his wife to look like that.
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In Pakistan politics is hereditary.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her.
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Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
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It's so funny when girls who always cheat complain about how 'guys are all the same.'
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Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband:*whispers in ear* I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.
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All sincere boys fall in love with stupid girls, all sincere girls fall in love with stupid boys, I am neither stupid nor sincere, that's why I am 'SINGLE'.
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
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What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
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