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The practice of putting women on pedestrals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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Some girls just aren't the relationship type. Don't turn a hoe into a house wife.
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I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
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How do you balance growing the business with raising a family? You just do. I had a business, a lot of orders, and a baby howling for supper. You balance it. You give your baby supper first and then get your orders in. I have worked on more holidays but what are you going to do?
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
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Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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Even the prettiest girls feel ugly sometimes. The happiest girls cry at night, the most independent girls feel alone. We might all be living different lives, but when it comes down to it, We are all fighting the same monsters.
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Attention. That's all girls want. The best gift you can give to a girl is your devotion, not some Louboutins. But buy those if you're busy, for sure.
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
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Girls fall in love with funny guys. Personality catches the heart. Not looks.
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I love that new wife smell.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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