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Pee In The Toilet Quotes & Sayings
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
47 Likes
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
Unknown
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
Unknown
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Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up.
Unknown
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I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
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I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Archie Bunker
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
Unknown
26 Likes
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Shittin on you bi...es, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
If you rush in and out of the clubhouse, you rush in and out of baseball.
Pee Wee Reese
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Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so hard it would ruin the take, and I was afraid I was going to pee on myself, it was so funny.
Reese Witherspoon
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E3 skin is dry from dehydration and irritated from thick makeup. 5 hour live show = no time to pee so no one drinks water for a week prior.
Morgan Webb
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There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
Unknown
108 Likes
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
Unknown
27 Likes
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