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Plastic Girls Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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High school = A bunch of girls who waste their lives belittling and backstabbing other girls to make themselves look better.
Unknown
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I'm just one of those girls who doesn't know what she wants. Doesn't know what she needs. Doesn't know what she truly believes. I'm just one of those girls who wants to make everyone else happy. I don't care if I feel crappy. I'm just one of those girls who looks like they have it all figured out, but really doesn't know if I'm doing anything right.
Francine Chiar
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Girls on my d..k cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in cages, suck my nuts ho.
Lil B
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I love being a mom so much. I love waking up with Sami and Lola, taking them to school, to the dentist, and to gymnastics. The girls are my life. After the divorce, it was kind of scary at first, being alone with the girls, but eventually....it is what it is. It's my life now. It's me and the girls, and that's that.
Denise Richards
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Real girls aren't perfect. and perfect girls aren't real.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Boys like girls. Girls like men.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I told you once and I told yuh twice that I am the girls dem sugar. Now the girls dem attack me and di girls ddem a rush mi because dem wha drive in a bimmer.
Beenie Man
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We've become a plastic society.
Bill Janklow
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I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
The Who
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.
Ashley Judd
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners. Girls play hard to get...Guys play to get hard.
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