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Plastic Girls Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Your heart isn't plastic, and it isn't a toy, but if you want it to be played with and broken give it to a girl.
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come to peace with it and be like, alright, I hate it, but it's part of me - or change it. So I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against plastic surgery when it doesn't really need to be done.
Lauren Conrad
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Even the prettiest girls feel ugly sometimes. The happiest girls cry at night, the most independent girls feel alone. We might all be living different lives, but when it comes down to it, We are all fighting the same monsters.
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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Boy: is your name Google?, Girl: No!!... Why? Boy: Because you got everything I am searching for
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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