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Please Tell Your Pants Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Please Tell Your Pants" sorted by relevance. 280 matching entries found.
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We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.
Adrian Edmondson
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Everybody rip the swag off, before I rip the tag off. Why my pants sag off? Cause I'm rapping my a.. off.
Kanye West
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We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down.
Lynette Fromme
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
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Put your big girl pants on and move on. Seventy-two hours is an appropriate time. After that you start to smell and your friends don't want to talk to you... It doesn't mean it fixes your feelings or takes away the sadness. You should just start to go, I'm OK.'
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
Casey Stengel
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I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
Jarvis Cocker
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You dirty ni...s y'all too whack to dance. Y'all need to ease up off that now before y'all splint y'all pants and leave that up to my ni...s, young fly ni...s. Getting down you and I ni...s dont try ni...s.
DJ Quik
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Food has replaced s.. in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Lynda Montgomery
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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Joe E Lewis
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If a guy cant handle you in a sweat pants,he sure as hell doesnt deserve you in a wedding dress.
Unknown
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Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it. I can't see that as solving the world's problems. He's crushing his testicles in tight trousers for world peace.
John Lydon
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The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded.
Ernest Hemingway
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When you asked if those pants make your butt look big; a friend would say "no, you look great." but a best friend would start singing 'I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!'
Unknown
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you know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight
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When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like "I like meat." Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to get fu..ed.
Ed ONeill
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I'm working harder than ever now, and I'm putting on my pants the same as I always have. I just get up every day and try to do a little better than the day before, and that is to run a great restaurant with great food, great wine, and great service. That's my philosophy.
Emeril Lagasse
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You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't.
Patrick Warburton
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Don't tell me I'm beautiful just to get in my pants, don't lie to make me feel better, don't take my hand if your going to let it go, don't make me fall if your not going to catch me!
Krisee Ellis
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