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Pot Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I am fed up with a system which busts the pot smoker and lets the big dope racketeer go free.
George McGovern
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I love Caribbean food. It's a great melting pot of so many cultures including the Native Americans.
Bob Greene
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But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people who have naturally high adrenaline.
Tommy Chong
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I'm criticized by the feminists, by the Jewish establishment, by Canadian nationalists. And why not? I've had my pot shots at them. I'm fair game.
Mordecai Richler
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It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about s.. and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers.
Caroline Dhavernas
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As soon as you get a certain amount of attention, then everybody kinda wants to start taking pot shots at you. All your old friends that supported you don't support you any more.
John Zorn
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I'm smokin up on that tropical jolly green yea galopogos, rainbow chain on my neck look like a pot of gold.
Big Sean
22 Likes
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
Garrison Keillor
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All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.
Shannen Doherty
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We have become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams.
Jimmy Carter
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If a bi... fu.. around, I might go off. My advice is you better get dawn to go. You cannot shop at the mall, but I buy out the stores I got a box of jewels, I call it pot of gold.
Honey Cocaine
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I had always turned it down-to me, smoking pot was absolutely the worst thing in the world. I thought of it as an addiction, and all my friends who smoked it, I felt they really needed help.
Tommy Rettig
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The child who has been taught to make an accurate elevation, plan, and section of a pint pot has had an admirable training in accuracy of eye and hand.
Thomas Huxley
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Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
Unknown
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I like to have friends in the kitchen and make a big mess and use every pot in the kitchen.
Ted Allen
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I know you think you hot, but you really not boy you must be smoking crack, I'm just smoking pot.
Gucci Mane
47 Likes
We've given more resources. On housing, we are now establishing a regional housing pot.
John Prescott
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Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
Unknown
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When I die, my only wish is that Cambodia remain Cambodia and belong to the West. It is over for communism, and I want to stress that.
Pol Pot
9 Likes
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
Anthony Kiedis
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