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Pot Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Only one thing is certain: if pot is legalized, it won't be for our benefit but for the authorities. To have it legalized will also be to lose control of it.
Germaine Greer
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But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal.
Ted Demme
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The best thing about waking up is knowing you can have another pot of coffee to enjoy.
Tammi Post
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If I traveled to the end of the rainbow as Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me the pot's at the other end.
Edward Koch
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As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool.
Bible
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In the Lamborghini I have to avoid certain roads because of pot holes, and there's nowhere to put my drink, no cup holder. And I'm not going to lie, it looks pretentious. I used to think it was cool to, like, drive it to dinner. Now? Like I really need to be looked at any more.
Danica Patrick
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Restless, and in desperate need of adventure, I quit my job at an insurance company to travel west with a couple of guys I smoked pot with, scandalizing my family.
Mink Stole
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In the face of severe partisan divisions, a still floundering economy, and two foreign wars, yes we can is at risk of becoming this generation's a chicken in every pot. That is, a punchline rather than a political affirmation.
Thomas J Whalen
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I'ma do some drugs, I'ma fu.. some thugs, I'ma drink alot. I'ma smoke some pot, I'ma do some things, I might latter regret but, it's all good cuz' I haven't grown up yet.
Unknown
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Where the bones lie, rebuild another life. America's pie, put my hand in the pot. I can't get caught in the streets I was taught. Raised off anger, but it wasn't my fault.
Tyga
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Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward the watering-pot and pruning-knife
Margaret Fuller
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Drop the work off the scale, throw some ice in the pot. Then let that Arm & Hammer, hammer it right to a lot.
Meek Mill
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America is God's Crucible, the great Melting-Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and re-forming!
Israel Zangwill
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I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.
Unknown
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I ain't Mexican, but I'll stretch your man, yes I am a fu..in' vato loco, I went from the pot with cocoa, To the block with cocoa.
Jim Jones
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Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20.
Unknown
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I did not join the resistance movement to kill people, to kill the nation. Look at me now. Am I a savage person? My conscience is clear.
Pol Pot
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Paint yourself green and search for the hidden pot of gold. It is St. Patrick's Day. Have a Happy Feast.
Unknown
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Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than a whole one
E B White
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What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it might turn into a big nightmare with all sorts of hassles because back in those days everybody was smoking pot and taking acid.
Johnny Rivers
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