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Quetion And Answer Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It really does take a lot for a gentlemen like me to be mad, but when you keep knocking on the devils door, someone is gonna answer.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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I know some girls that cant stand us but this is because we met, we fu..ed and every time they call I dont answer.
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For a time I didn't want to answer any questions about Queen. I'd like to be viewed as something alive and relevant, not some fossil.
Brian May
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You wake up every morning looking for your answer, you're waiting for your sign. While Jeremiah's on his way to tell the people but you watch him pass you by.
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A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he is able to answer.
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The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
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When asked if I'd rather fly home on a private plane with new friends, rather than commercial, my answer will always be YES.
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Everyone is asking me if I'm ok as if it's such an easy question to answer.
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Dave Barry
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People think at the end of the day that a man is the only answer to fulfillment. Actually a job is better for me.
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The easy answer is that writing novels is a lot more fun than practicing law.
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