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Salad At Mcdonalds Quotes & Sayings
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Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.
Unknown
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You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
George M Humphrey
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Dont cry me a river, cry me McDonalds fries.
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
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Just heard that Anthony Davis and Wayne Blackshear were named McDonalds All Americans. Congrats to my fellow Chicagoans! I played in the game in 2007..... Cant believe that was only a few years ago.
Derrick Rose
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Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree
Oliver Goldsmith
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The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
Paul Newman
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Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.
Janet Street-Porter
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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Helen Rowland
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Complaining about being fat but going to McDonalds anyway
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Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor
Futurama
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Life lesson: Don't shake the bottle of salad dressing until you've made sure that the top is closed.
Steve Carell
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Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were.
Mark Hamill
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Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week.
Peter Ruric
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
Lord Byron
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Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
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We are beginning to wonder whether a servant girl hasn't the best of it after all. She knows how the salad tastes without the dressing, and she knows how life's lived before it gets to the parlor door.
Djuna Barnes
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Prince Charles is very relaxed at the table, throwing his salad around willy-nilly. I didn't find him stiff at all.
Madonna Ciccone
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I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse, I hit her up, I say wutup, she say the sky, I say what's good? She say McDonalds apple pies, I try and justisfy it, but she didn't get the lingo, But then I peep when she asleep, she date a bimbo.
Kid Cudi
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Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.
Doug Coupland
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