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Salad Caption Quotes & Sayings
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I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
Paul Lynde
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If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bi..., don't waste your time going around and around about this with your girlfriends, trying to figure out what happened.
Merrill Markoe
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We couldn't afford plastic Easter eggs as a kid, so we dyed the real ones. After a few weeks, you kinda get used to pink egg salad. I miss it.
Olivia Munn
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
Unknown
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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth
Superbad
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I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.
Zapp Brannigan
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Of three things the devil makes a salad: advocate's tongues, notaries' fingers, and a third that shall be nameless
Proverb
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Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor
Helen Rowland
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Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life.
Cyril Connolly
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I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.
Chris Pratt
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There is no inevitable connection between Christianity and cynicism. Truth is not a salad, is it, that you must always dress it with vinegar?
William Morley Punshon
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
Lord Byron
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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks deal is blatant false advertising. They stopped serving me after I spewed.
Unknown
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Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Family Guy
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the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad
Stephen Leacock
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
Unknown
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So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
John Steinbeck
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My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
Joan Rivers
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