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Of course I believe in God, who else can I blame for my misfortunes.
Melchor Lim
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
Jarod Kintz
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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Why do po.. sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches po.. and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'
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Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single.
Kate Welles
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
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I don't really hate you, it's just that if you were on fire, I'd roast marshmallows..
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All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.
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I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
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I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain...
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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Guys like to think they know it all.
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I'm sorry for loving you, I'm sorry that I cared, I'm sorry for holding onto you but our love was rare. I'm sorry for thinking you felt the same, I'm sorry for trying to make you stay but I really wanted you there. Most of all I'm sorry that I gave my hopes up, sorry that I thought you felt the same.
Mahmoud El Hallab
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I'm sorry that I mistook all our laughs, sweet texts and inside jokes as you caring. I'm sorry that I mistook all your flirting, hand holding, and hugs as you loving me. I'll think twice before I waste my time again.
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Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.
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