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Seinfeld Di Quotes & Sayings
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I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And he convinced me to eat one. And it was horrible and it was exciting. And I thought, this will be gross and I'll have a story: I had my first oyster with Paul Newman.
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, s..ually, is that men are like firemen. To men, s.. is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
Jerry Seinfeld
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Im the best, even when Im cynical. Angle these beats like a pentagon, whenever my pen is on and nothing here minimal. Counting my bread, my account like a brunch at a synagog. Get at yall thats a whole lotta bagels, see me out the bay wit san quin in a beige coup. A very bad man you can ask baboo, I gets Seinfeld with these rhyme skills, Im larry david, gimme my paper, its a cost mo (Cosmo) like Jerry Sein neighber, my co stanzas, stand like phantoms or maybachs, you wont get a lane (elaine) if you came wack. I hate rap like Kramer hate blacks, still no label wale aint passed, but now I'm on the lead on errybody a.. and mark gave me a check and some dap.
Wale
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