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Sleeping On Couch Quotes & Sayings
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I can honestly, and proudly, say that I never was on the casting couch. Oh, of course there have been advances from certain men in the movie industry, but nothing overwhelming.
Dorothy Stratten
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It is better for you to be free of fear lying upon a pallet, than to have a golden couch and a rich table and be full of trouble.
Epicurus
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Double MG shit I put the set down. Rick James back, bad bi...es on the couch.
Wale
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If I were 21 and doing this commercial, I'd be all about what I look like. Now I'm like, 'Hell yeah! I'll sit on this couch and eat this yogurt that makes you crap!'
Kristen Wiig
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I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying on the couch!
Kellie Pickler
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Man, dreads hanging out the ski mask. Run up in your house, the couch potatoes getting mashed.
Lil Wayne
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Country and western is ignored by the intellectuals. They don't look at it as an art form. They think it's just somebody sitting on his couch singing about his life.
Ricky Skaggs
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I honestly if I get a vacation I'm gonna go and sit on my couch in New York cause that's the one place I haven't been for a very long time.
Matt Damon
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Sit in a ni...'s ride the seats feel like a couch big keys in my pouch, bi... if it hurt say ouch.
Bun B
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I'll be lounging on the couch, Just chillin' in my snuggie. Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie. 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man...
Bruno Mars
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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I'll be lounging on the couch just chillen in my snuggie click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie cuz I'm my castle I'm the fricken man.
Bruno Mars
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Ugh, chandelier ceiling, my couch, dont sit with denim. My marble floors are killing, gold cars are so relentless.
Tyga
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The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down.
Othello
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My new nightly routine...get a bowl of ice cream, sit on the couch, and get caught up on all the Amanda Bynes news from the last 24 hours.
Shane Dawson
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I build homes. My brother and I will buy a house that's falling down and reconfigure the whole thing. We take care of everything from the shingles on the roof to the piping on the couch.
Jeremy Renner
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I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes.
Abbey Lincoln
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Cuddy to House: l'll be on your couch with a shotgun, in case you try to make a limp for the border.
House MD
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Pleasure's couch is virtue's grave.
Augustine J Duganne
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