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Sleeping With His Shirt On Quotes & Sayings
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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I'm not going to take my shirt off in every movie.
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So, couldn't wait to get my shirt off again, huh?
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I'm a blue-shirt guy.
Billy Bush
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Does this shirt make me look gay? -Ray
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You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
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She's got a body under that shirt, but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt.
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I'm more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl.
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It sounds like something on a very trite T-shirt, but life is what happens.
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I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt *on*. -Yao
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If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirt.
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I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
Demetri Martin
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I'm a T-shirt-and-Levi's type of a guy.
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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
Ryan Stiles
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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg
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