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They think that, if we were just smart enough, we'd be able to understand their policies. And I so want to tell 'em, and I do tell 'em, Oh, we're plenty smart, oh yeah - we know what's goin' on. And we don't like what's goin' on. And we're not gonna let them tell us to sit down and shut up.
Sarah Palin
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A smart woman never let's praise go to her head, or criticism get inside her heart. A smart woman knows both are temporary.
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The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern, he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's outrageous. He's all those things, but he's also a very smart guy.
Adam Carolla
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Allie was surprised how quickly she fell in love with Lon Hammond. He was handsome, smart, funny, sophisticated, and charming. He also came from old Southern money and was fabulously wealthy. -Duke (reading)
The Notebook
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I have been primarily interested in how and why ordinary people do unusual things, things that seem alien to their natures. Why do good people sometimes act evil? Why do smart people sometimes do dumb or irrational things?
Philip Zimbardo
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I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
Azgraybebly Josland
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I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
Tia Carrere
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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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My message is: You don't have to give up being popular, fun, or fashionable in order to be smart; they can go hand and hand. Doing math is a great way to exercise your brain; being smart is going to make you more powerful in life.
Danica McKellar
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Smart girls are the over thinkers, the insecure ones, the different ones. They know what the real world is like. They analyze every little thing in life. Why? To avoid getting hurt. To find happiness. They stay up at night trying to think about every possible situation to get through all problems. They think too much. They trust less people. Their insecurity proves their respect toward themselves. Of course they live away from a drama-filled life. Smart girls know their worth, now that's the ones worth keeping by your side.
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If you care too much about what other people think, in a way, you will always be their prisoner. You are Good enough, Smart enough, and Strong enough. You don't need other people to validate you; you're already valuable.
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!
Sheryne Brooks
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Smart phones and dumb people.
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Why can't I just be one of those really smart people who pass everything with no effort...
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I hate when people get smart when they in the wrong.
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For a woman to be able to dominate and also be feminine and soft, thats a talent. And its not all about appearance. A woman who has a brain, who is street-smart and book-smart, that woman is very, very s..y to me.
Usher
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Number three, we're going to play very smart and we're not going to beat ourselves. If the other team is better than us and they just out execute us and play better then we can live with that, but we're going to play smart and give ourselves every opportunity to win the game.
Steve Spurrier
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Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.
Don Van Vliet
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