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Sober Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I think better when I'm not sober.
Drake
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
Unknown
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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Being sober is one of the best choices I've ever made.
Unknown
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Sometimes I feel like everything is going to be OK, and other times I am sober.
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What's the point of staying sober?
Oliver Reed
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I'm not an alcoholic, I just have a low tolerance for being sober.
Unknown
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I think that after a year of Portishead I've become a little more sober.
Beth Gibbons
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It's only bros before ho.. when you're sober. After that it's every man for himself.
Unknown
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I got sober when I was 22 years old.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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Luckily I can control my feelings...at least when I'm sober.
Unknown
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You hate being sober and you're 15? You're gonna go far in life!
Unknown
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After my session, she came over. I was aggressive, and she was sober.
Lil Wayne
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Being sober around drunk people is the worst.
Unknown
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I wish I'd gotten sober at a younger age.
Janice Dickinson
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