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Sober Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I can't tell you. I could be dead.
Daniel Baldwin
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I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.
Charlie Sheen
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Drunken words are sober thoughts.
Unknown
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Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
Charles Scribner Jr
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Auto-correct make drunk people sound sober.
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Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville
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If then we have angels, let us be sober, as though we were in the presence of tutors; for there is a demon present also.
John Chrysostom
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
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Revolutions are the produce of passion, not of sober and tranquil reason.
William Godwin
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Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth.
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Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville
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I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
F Scott Fitzgerald
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Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...
Unknown
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
Unknown
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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
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The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought.
Martin Van Buren
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I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.
Irwin Shaw
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Hung ova, stoned sober my last guy crashed and burned so game over.
Twiztid
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