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Sober Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one.
Unknown
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I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon.
Rob Lowe
0 Likes
That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
Nick Swardson
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No pain Inside you're like perfection. How do I feel this good sober?
P!nk
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Damn I hate being sober, Im a smoker.
Chief Keef
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Listening to drunk people while being sober is entertaining.
Unknown
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When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.
Far East Movement
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Sober up, and you see and hear everything you'd been able to avoid hearing before.
Sammy Davis Jr
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I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
Matthew Perry
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I'm gonna say this sober so I have no excuse, I need you like my neck needs a noose.
Unknown
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I hate talking to drunk people when I'm sober.
Unknown
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Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Eyes wide shut and them sober bi...es all in my face.
Unknown
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
6 Likes
You know you're cool when it's cinco de mayo and you're in your pjs...Sober...
Sarah Hyland
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I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing.
Nora Dunn
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Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville
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I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.
Charlie Sheen
4 Likes
Now I try to make efforts, you know, I'm just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I can at least do that.
Andy Dick
1 Likes
Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober
Legal Maxim
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