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Son Asks Dad What Hes Ge Quotes & Sayings
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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I know this is going to sound really cheesy, but I have the coolest dad in the entire world. My dad is hilarious. Hes also strong, smart and makes me feel like hes going to take care of everything. I think those are the qualities I look for in a boyfriend.
Lea Michele
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'Dad, how does it feel having the best son in the world?' I don't know, ask your grandfather...
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Steve: I can't believe you muscled out your own son. You stink, dad. Stan: Oh, come on, what's more important, your hopes and dreams, or me making more than your mother?!
American Dad
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You could teach with this film, ¦ Because you know what? That neighborhood drug dealer? Hes not going to come up to your kid cursing him out being mean to him. Hes not going to come up to your kid with the gun out (saying) Take my drugs. Hes going to come up like, Hey how you doing? Hes going to kill you with kindness.
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Hes grown on me a lot more now that he has a kid with my sister and hes had to mature a lot more. A lot of people dont like him because hes into himself and wears suits, but hes a good guy. And Ive seen him grow up a lot.
Rob Kardashian
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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
Amy Sedaris
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When someone asks you something and they say 'your daddy' instead of 'your dad,' you know you're a spoiled brat.
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My son never complains, asks for very little, and serves for so many.
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Hes in you and he wants out! Hes in us like a river. Hes not in us like a lake.
Bill Johnson
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DAD - A son's first hero. A daughters first love.
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My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound closed-minded and uptight, but let's face it, no dad wants his son to be gay. Not only do you get no grandkids, but I'm sure high school is no picnic for a fifteen-year-old gay boy. On the other hand, maybe I'm just viewing this through the bifocals of an old heteros..ual dude. The way things are going, my son will probably get his a.. kicked for not being gay. 'Carolla thinks he's too good to suck cock. Come on boys, lets get him.
Adam Carolla
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks hes wrong.
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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes talking about. Wax on, wax off. Italian style. -Vinny
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Hes jealous because shes moved on. Hes insecure because she finally seems happy. Hes regretful because he realized he wasted his time thinking up things thatd never happen instead of telling her how much shes worth to him.
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Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICE! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice. God help us all.
Jules Carlysle
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My son is someone who wants to be a writer. My sons been writing for a long time, since he was 14, and hes a published poet. I would like to think that could be a medium that could be used to express some of that dissent that weve spoken of.
Laurence Fishburne
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
Tim McGraw
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When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? Dont answer him
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I'd say my dad is the best actor in the family because he has been doing it the longest and hes had more work. I've learned a few lessons in my life. The worst so far is dont drink Coke and eat Mentos at the same time. The best so far is, never lie.
Jaden Smith
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