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Super Funny Fat People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Fat Tuesday! Or Big Boned Tuesday for my sensitive friends.
Unknown
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I don't hate you 'cause you're fat... you're fat 'cause I hate you.
Jessica Lopez
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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: There ya go, play dead...
Robert Paul
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.
Kevin Nealon
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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Fat Tuesday? You guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem.
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MRSA, which is a kind of super bug mutant, is killing 10,000 people a year in Britain.
George Galloway
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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You can't get rid of it with exercise alone. You can do the most vigorous exercise and only burn up 300 calories in an hour. If you've got fat on your body, the exercise firms and tones the muscles. But when you use that tape measure, what makes it bigger? It's the fat!
Jack LaLanne
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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.
Will Ferrell
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I hate it when skinny people say they ain't skinny enough.
Unknown
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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
Rick Sutter
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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No the dress doesn't make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else's opinion definitely makes you seem shallow!
Simi Ngr
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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas.
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
Eric Sykes
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They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.
Ernest Hemingway
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When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
Charith Thilina
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