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Swimming Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I go swimming in that pu..., 'bout to throw a pool party.
2 Chainz
66 Likes
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Never had much faith in love or miracles...but swimming in your world is something spiritual.
Unknown
15 Likes
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
1 Likes
I want to test my maximum and see how much I can do. And I want to change the world of swimming.
Michael Phelps
24 Likes
Nobody cared about swimming. You could draw a crowd for basketball.
Merlin Olsen
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Would fall cause shit's going down. Just like Rodney King swimming lessons.
Tyler The Creator
25 Likes
Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home
Michael Phelps
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All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath.
F Scott Fitzgerald
6 Likes
This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
Dennis Rodman
15 Likes
Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home.
Michael Phelps
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I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
2 Likes
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Steven Wright
18 Likes
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Sorry it struck you as weird that I was in your pool for hours without leaving once to go to the bathroom.
Unknown
3 Likes
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It's a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim.
Unknown
16 Likes
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Swimming upstream in the music business is a hard thing to do.
John Oates
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Just wanted to extend an invitation to be jealous of my pool any time you like.
Unknown
4 Likes
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H2O: two parts Heart and one part Obsession.
Unknown
7 Likes
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
George Brett
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I'm probably in sky, flying with the fishes.. or maybe in ocean, swimming with the pigeons.
Lil Wayne
17 Likes
You ain't supposed to get salmon when they're swimming upstream to spawn. But if you're hungry, you do.
Loretta Lynn
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