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One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now be called Steves. (Shift to a classroom scene) Boy 1: (To another boy) Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in? Boy 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve. Teacher: (To class) So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve. Girl: Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
American Dad
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Just every moment with d..k Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about d..k Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'
Jon Stewart
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Just every moment with d..k Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about d..k Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'
Jon Stewart
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Just every moment with d..k Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about d..k Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'
Jon Stewart
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The world is... the natural setting of, and field for, all my thoughts and all my explicit perceptions. Truth does not inhabit only the inner man, or more accurately, there is no inner man, man is in the world, and only in the world does he know himself.
Maurice Merleau-Ponty
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man
James Thurber
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When a man asks himself what is meant by action he proves that he isn't a man of action. Action is a lack of balance. In order to act you must be somewhat insane. A reasonably sensible man is satisfied with thinking.
James A Baldwin
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Marriage is the best state for man in general, and every man is a worst man in proportion to the level he is unfit for marriage.
Samuel Johnson
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It takes a strong man to accept somebody else's children and step up to the plate another man left on the table....
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No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it
Theodore Roosevelt
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I love the boy you were and the man you have become.
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I can't deal with a man that's not being a man or a father AND wants sympathy for a situation he created.
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Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.
Patti Smith
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Man man, look up at the sky. All the stars man, the stars is beautiful tonight. Look at em!
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One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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Theodore Roosevelt
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A wise man once said 'no one can man up Crab.' Course that wise man in on the other sideline holding a clipboard now.
Unknown
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Ladies: A REAL Man Won't Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants.
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The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
Warren G Bennis
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