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Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, 'Smoke some crack!' 'Get a hooker!' And then I go, 'YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!'
Bill Burr
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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
Jack Handy
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This is my town, if you need something just ask for it its yours.
Drake
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We know there's no use in getting miserable, so we go out on the town instead!
Lee Ryan
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Bring it around town!
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If PJ Harvey ever came to town I'd definitely go try to go see her.
Matt Cameron
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This town will be the downfall of us all.
A Day To Remember
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you only get mugged if you go down town.
Hank Williams Jr
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Take me to Pleasure Town. - Veronica Corningstone
Anchorman
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Having Wayne in town will be exciting enough.
Paul Coffey
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I'm gonna take him into town, flaunt him around for everyone to see.
Kellie Pickler
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Say what you will about him Ed Koch is still the best show in town.
Pete Hamill
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I'm a hooligan and like every chick in town loves me.
KISS
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We hunt our hunnies down, we take 'em into town.
Luke Bryan
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The baddest thing around town
David Guetta
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There's so few people in this town with a conscience.
Blake Edwards
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Different is good. I like different... This town has too much of the same. -Toby
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Word around town is that I'm finer than my bi....
Lil B
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This town was built on nepotism.
Damon Wayans
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Jesus, is the circus in town?
John Mcclane
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