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Tight Pants Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it. I can't see that as solving the world's problems. He's crushing his testicles in tight trousers for world peace.
John Lydon
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I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big sho.., a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the sho.. large.
Charlie Chaplin
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
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There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.
Leif Garrett
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Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Robin Williams
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.
Robert Conrad
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I don't wear small sho.., or tight pants that squash your balls.
George Harrison
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I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.
Taylor Momsen
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I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight...But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him.
Liv Tyler
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I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him.
Liv Tyler
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You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit is a joke well I hope they get it.
Lil Wayne
29 Likes
When I was on the show, I wore short, tight, leather hot pants and shoulder armor. With my costume, there was a lot of leather involved. I'd gladly leave the armored breastplates to Xena.
Jennifer Sky
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They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
Casey Stengel
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you know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight
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I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
Emily Procter
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
Billy Madison
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I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
Danny Mcbride
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I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.
Ernest Hemingway
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