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Toilet Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
Dead Kennedys
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
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ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
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