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Tracy Morgan High Quotes & Sayings
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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. I don't really have an opinion. Opinions are like buttholes- everybody's got one, and they all stink.
Tracy Morgan
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A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
Tracy Morgan
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I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do.
Tracy Morgan
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Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you can fly?
Tracy Morgan
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I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan.
Tracy Morgan
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White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.
Tracy Morgan
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Twenty-one years is a pretty long walk in the park with someone. So for us to come to this conclusion, it was like a death in the family.
Tracy Morgan
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Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak for the show [30 Rock] from now on.
Tracy Morgan
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I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere.
Tracy Morgan
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Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope owns Long John Silvers.
Tracy Morgan
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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
Tracy Morgan
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We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Tracy Morgan
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I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror.
Tracy Morgan
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As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's a.. on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll be bigger than Will Smith's son.
Tracy Morgan
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You want to know what happiness is? It's having something to look forward to, and I have all that stuff to look forward to. Right now, I'm just basking in the glory. I'm just enjoying my time in the spotlight.
Tracy Morgan
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The perception that our community is Oz, that it's The Wire, that's not how it always is in the 'hood.There's little girls jumping double-dutch, there's little boys playing skelly, opening up the Johnny pump. There's beauty there.
Tracy Morgan
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I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! NADER!
Tracy Morgan
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Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Tracy Morgan
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You can do one of two things: You can be the artist that paints the picture, or you can be in the picture. Once you're in the picture, it's not funny.
Tracy Morgan
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What do you mean 'let me?' I'm Dad! I do what I want to do! I walk around buck nekkid. My kids hate it, but I walk around the house with no drawers on. I go commando in my house!
Tracy Morgan
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