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I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
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Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.....Get SET........TWERK!
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Relationship status: Looking for a WIFI connection.
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then have we found the perfect location for a Nickelback concert?
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If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013.
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Dont be a racist. Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber; created by Japanese people, who speak English and look like Mexicans.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
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Dear Dora, how in the hell did do you get that tiny shirt to fit over your big head...Sincerely, thats physically impossible!
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A pe..s has a rough life. His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an asshole, his family is nuts, his best friends are pussies and his owner is always beating him.
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