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Ugly Girlfriend Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
Margaret Cho
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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No two way about it, no matter how pretty you appear, if your heart is ugly, you are ugly.
Michael Mbuko
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Beauty is but skin deep, ugly lies the bone; Beauty dies and fades away, but ugly holds its own.
Albert Einstein
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It annoys me when those really attractive people on here claim to be ugly, you're not ugly you're just an attention seeker.
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When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding has become ugly looking.
Joe Gold
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What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
Unknown
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My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, What if shes ugly? Youre ugly.
Beverly Johnson
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I think I can be beautiful with all the little stuff done, and I can be ugly. A lot of attractive actresses can't be ugly.
Juliette Lewis
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An ugly sight, a man who is afraid.
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I can see through you See your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me.
Aaron Lewis
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That ugly moment when you about to sneeze.
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The beautiful has but one type, the ugly has a thousand.
Victor Hugo
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
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