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Ugly Sweater Joke Quotes & Sayings
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
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Sometimes I hear people say something was an ugly win, but I think if you're trying your best, any win is beautiful.
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Ugly to me stands for...UNDERSTAND GOD LOVES YOU!
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To all the girls that think you're fat because you're not a size zero, you're the beautiful one, its society who's ugly.
Aly Johnson
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Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.. which is a thin-ugly-chick .. and um, lovin life.
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Ugly is a word that should only be used to describe sin and never used to describe people.
Ritu Ghatourey
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You wouldn't ask Rodin to make an ugly sculpture, or me to make a film with an ugly woman.
Roger Vadim
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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Let my perfume, soak into your sweater. Say you'll be here soon, sooner the better.
Rita Ora
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Jay Leno
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Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness.
Margaret Cho
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take your cap and leave my sweater cause we have nothing left to weather.
Keith Urban
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Last birthday she got you a new sweater, put it on give her a kiss and tell her do better.
Kanye West
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I always wear my sweater back-to-front; it is so much more flattering.
Diana Vreeland
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Ugly isn't a way to describe someone's looks, it's a way to describe someone's personality.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Unknown
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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Thought I was brighter than a Polo sweater. No pops was like Martin with no Coretta.
J Cole
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I was super-outgoing until I was around 10. I got a bit older and started getting shy. Way too shy. I felt so extremely ugly. When I look back, I was not ugly ...I was cute and had a gap in my teeth. But I wish I could have enjoyed that part of my life and be more confident.
Amanda Seyfried
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Some people really need to take a look at themselves instead of coming down on everyone else. Arrogance is an UGLY trait.
Unknown
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