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Wake Urself Up Laughing Quotes & Sayings
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It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.
Pope John XXIII
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
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It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.
Pope John XXIII
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It seems to me madness to wake up in the morning and do something other than paint, considering that one may not wake up the following morning.
Frank Auerbach
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When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices: go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams.
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I dream of you to wake; would that I might Dream of you and not wake but slumber on.
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Before a man can wake up and find himself famous, he has to wake up and find himself.
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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron! and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice. Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
Jack Handy
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That feeling when you wake up and have a good morning text knowing that you're on someones mind when they wake up.
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Even when I took the drugs I realized that this just wasn't fun anymore. The drugs had become a part of my routine. Something to wake me up. Something to help me sleep. Something to calm my nerves. There was a time when I was able to wake up, go to sleep, and have fun without a pill or a line to help me function. These days it felt like I might have a nervous breakdown if I didn't have them.
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I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group called the Ace Trucking Company. We didn't even have a name when we first did the show, but one of my favorite moments was looking over to see him laughing, falling off his chair. This was topped only by another kind of tribute often paid by Johnny: imitation. We did a sketch about tough motorcyclists stopping into a shop and demanding sho.. and coming away with handbags and ruffled blouses and stuff, and after it was over, Johnny kept saying, 'I want some sho..,' like one of the characters, and that was just a kind of salute. To have him pick up a catchphrase and repeat it was just amazing.
Fred Willard
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Wake up your soul! Wake up your spirit! Life isn't a journey, and it is time to get your hands dirty by doing something that is worthwhile.
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You wonder why I'm insecure? Because there are girls out there who look gorgeous without even trying. When they wake up they look like angels, when I wake up I look like I just got out of war. Those photogenic girls who look good in every photo. When someone takes a photo of me, my face looks retarted. They dont even need to dress nicely and they will look good. How can they capture your attention by just walking past. I want to be able to do that.
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I don't drink tea to wake up. I wake up to drink tea.
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Some wake up and say 'Dear Lord, Good Morning'. Others wake up and say 'Dear Lord, It Is Morning...'
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I'm still laughing like hell.
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Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake up and find himself.
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They'll be laughing WITH you one day.
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I think I will die laughing.
Jeanne Calment
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