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Why Be Drunk Driving When You Can Smoke And Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, go get her back. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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I didn't smoke. I didn't smoke then, and I don't smoke now. We worked every day - that keeps you in pretty good shape. We could go for a long time in one take. You had to be in good shape with Gene Kelly.
Donald O'Connor
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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I get yelled at all the time for texting and driving but apparently facebook-ing and driving is ok.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
Jeff Gordon
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They should make eating and driving illegal too. That's just as dangerous as texting and driving!
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Stephen Wright
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I'm a firm believe in no texting while driving. That means no twitter/Facebook while driving either.
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Texting and driving is extremely dangerous. Tweeting and driving is even worse.
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Mom texts you a question while you are driving. Gets mad at you for texting and driving.
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Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.
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Working out on your legs and driving is the same as drinking and driving. Not a good idea.
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It's like when people talk about driving F1 cars in the rain. I have absolutely no problem with it.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.
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