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Witty Instagram Bio Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not worth and watch where I end up. call me a bi... and I'll show you one. fu.. me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy but you really have no idea. :)~
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
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I'm not single, I'm just in relationship with freedom.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I answer he is rich. He is not genteel, handsome, witty, brave, good-humored, but he is rich, rich, rich, rich, rich that one word contradicts everything you can say against him.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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Criticism is pointing the raw truth on how someone can make change or improve for the better. While an insult is using the negative truth purposely to make someone feel bad or hurt other's feelings. Criticism is unintentional....Insult is intentionally hitting you. I am always misunderstood about my post.
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Im going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One; Dont reveal everything.
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
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