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I am a woman..I am smart. I have opinions. I have feelings. I care. I make a difference. I matter. I Am A WOMAN and I proud of who I am.
Ananditha Krishna
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute
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If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to b**** in less than 2.1 seconds.
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Man has will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
WC Fields
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The great question...which I have not been able to answer... is, "What...does a woman want?"
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In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
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Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.
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A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
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It takes a woman to admit her mistakes but it takes an even better woman to stop making them .
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Man is the one who desires, woman the one who is desired. This is woman's entire but decisive advantage. Through man's passions, nature has given man into woman's hands, and the woman who does not know how to make him her subject, her slave, her toy, and how to betray him with a smile in the end is not wise.
Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
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Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Gloria Steinem
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A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
Robert Paul
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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