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Women Kitchen Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
Risa Schizophrenia
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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A women needs to be a cook in the kitchen and a whor.. in the bedroom.
Jerry Hall
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I like to have friends in the kitchen and make a big mess and use every pot in the kitchen.
Ted Allen
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There's a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family.
Gordon Ramsay
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My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen.
Karl Lagerfeld
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Women are angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
Nishan Panwar
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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For all men who say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen' remember that's where the knives are kept.
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I got very cross with the term, kitchen sink. It just meant that you invaded different kinds of houses, where it was very difficult to avoid kitchen sink.
Timothy West
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout.
Keith Hernandez
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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Even if the chef has a good business head, his focus should be behind kitchen doors. A business partner should take care of everything in front of the kitchen doors.
Bobby Flay
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