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August Funny Quotes & Sayings
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
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There is no salvation outside the church.
Aurelius August
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I dream, therefore I exist.
August Strindberg
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Suffice it to say, I'm not poor.
August Wilson
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In August most of Europe goes on holiday.
Tony Visconti
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In photography there are no shadows that cannot be illuminated.
August Sander
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I was born in August, no July, 1908.
Satchel Paige
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Prayer is an august avowal of ignorance.
Victor Hugo
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I really started trying to get my act together in August of 2002.
Ethan Suplee
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Christianity is the enemy of liberty and civilization.
August Bebel
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I expect that on the 1st of August, the SA will be once more ready for duty.
Ernst Rohm
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The mind cannot foresee its own advance.
Friedrich August Von Hayek
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Literature is the immortality of speech.
August Wilhelm Von Schlegel
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From the beginning, we were prepared, we know how we would shoot and cut the two versions.
Bille August
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Girl you're way too bad and way too coo, I'm tryna take you home and have my way with you.
August Alsina
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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