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Before Sleep Jokes 140 Wor Quotes & Sayings
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HOW TO SLEEP FASTER: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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Both hands... Now use both hands. Oh no, don't close your eyes.
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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Sleep is intimately related to health and well being. Sleep well, live well. Don't cheat sleep with caffeine!
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When you become a mom you just learn how to function sleep deprived and you do get used to it. I came back to work when Finley was three months old and the first few months were rough. Then somehow you learn to exist on no sleep and now when he does upon occasion sleep through the night, which is like a full six hours, you're pretty sure he's suffocating. So you don't sleep anyway.
Holly Marie Combs
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Couldn't sleep, wouldn't sleep. Love came and told me, shouldn't sleep. Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I.
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I have been true to the principles of nonviolence, developing a stronger and stronger aversion to the ideologies of both the far right and the far left and a deeper sense of rage and sorrow over the suffering they continue to produce all over the wor
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It was an hour and a half plane ride, so I slept. I try to sleep because that's probably the only time I get to get my real sleep. When I can't sleep I read books or watch movies.
Keren Ann
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You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!
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I've had about 140 albums released, and I've done everything I wanted to do.
Hank Snow
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I have been doing 120 miles a week, when normally I would do about 140.
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You think you 'know me' because of what I post in 140 characters. Hahaha. No. You don't know me.
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I think about you every night before I sleep. I imagine you are here with me. With one arm around me and your legs touching me then you kiss my neck and I fall asleep like that. It helps me sleep.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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