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Chris Johnson Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Chris Johnson Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.
Bob Saget
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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Chris Jericho = Buyrates, Chris Jericho = Rear Ends in the Seats and Chris Jericho = Rock and Roll!
Chris Jericho
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look.
Chris Robinson
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Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
Seth MacFarlane
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Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.
Chris Pratt
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson
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I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
Magic Johnson
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It's interesting, I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like 'Everwood' that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny.
Chris Pratt
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Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.
Celia Johnson
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I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity,' but it would be kind of funny.
Amy Jo Johnson
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No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.
Samuel Johnson
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No one likes change but babies in diapers.
Barbara Johnson
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I'd like to think I'm a normal sort of guy, but go to my mum and she'll probably say, 'You know, Chris was always the daughter out of my three boys.'
Chris Hemsworth
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Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke.
Shardaya Johnson
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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Christopher Meloni
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Monday makes me angrier than Chris Brown is every moment of every day.
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