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Couples Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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There was a lot of great writing couples, but I try to do it all myself. And it was practically impossible, but I still managed to be ahead of my time.
Jackie DeShannon
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Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic.
John Whiting
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Seeing couples happy makes you wanna be in a relationship but than again its just a joke for people to play with someones heart.
Unknown
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People with fertility problems are not alone. It is a very very common problem for couples today. I've seen statistics that are just staggering.
Michael Zaslow
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I would never have dared to photograph people like that. Lovers kissing in the street, those couples are rarely legitimate.
Robert Doisneau
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American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.
Florence King
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Before marriage, many couples are very much like people rushing to catch an airplane; once aboard, they turn into passengers. They just sit there.
Paul Getty
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In a relationship, there are no winners or losers. There are just happy couples or unhappy ones.
Unknown
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Perfect Couples = you and someone who appreciates you, someone who loves you, someone who gives their all to you and makes time for you.
Unknown
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Happy Sweetest Day to all the REAL couples that hold each other down. Stay strong and dont let the haters break ya'll.
Unknown
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It's absolutely essential that we have the same safeguards that straight couples do. But I want more than a 50 percent chance of success. I don't want to emulate that.
George Michael
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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I think it's cute when Christian couples show their love & affection on social networks. Why hate, don't be bitter and single!
Unknown
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I grew up in a family where many of our close friends were gay couples. As well as that, every man goes through a period of thinking they're attracted to another guy.
Jake Gyllenhaal
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Same-s.. couples should be able to get married.
Barack Obama
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I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.
George Lopez
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I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.
George Lopez
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I'm just there to do interviews and stuff, because we have about 40 media people there, so it's a very, very busy week. But that's the only time. I did marry, I think on one show, about 25 couples in Acapulco Bay once, but that was all just for kicks.
Gavin MacLeod
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Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That's not love, it's just rubbish.
Peter Shaffer
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The happiest couples never have the same character. They have the best understanding of their differences.
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