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Couples Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I dont like watching couples in movies where the man is caressing the womans hair while theyre lying on the couch. Thats a fake version of [marriage]. So it was fun to do a playful and more truthful portrayal with heightened conflict., on her role in Knocked Up.
Leslie Mann
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It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous.
Ian Mckellen
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I love seeing Old Couples, it makes me believe that love can last forever.
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Couples are wholes and not wholes, what agrees disagrees, the concordant is discordant. From all things one and from one all things.
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Most couples don't have hundreds of arguments, they have the same argument hundreds of times...
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Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
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The happiest couples never have the same character. They just have the best understanding of their differences.
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The secret to modern life is finding the measure in time management. I have two kids, career and I travel, and I don't think my life is any different than most couples. The most valuable commodity now for many people is time and how to parcel that out.
Hugh Jackman
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Another argument, vaguer and even less persuasive, is that gay marriage somehow does harm to heteros..ual marriage. I have yet to meet anyone who can explain to me what this means. In what way would allowing same-s.. partners to marry diminish the marriages of heteros..ual couples?
Ted Olson
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When you're single, all you see are happy couples. When you're committed, all you see are happy singles.
Unknown
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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Sometimes couples have to argue, not to prove who's right or wrong, but to be reminded that their love is worth fighting for.
Nishan Panwar
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14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone.
Unknown
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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More than 1.1 million taxpayers in Pennsylvania will enjoy a lower tax rate, more than 1.4 million married couples will benefit from the reduction in the marriage penalty, and more than 1.1 million parents will have the advantage of an increased child tax credit.
Tim Murphy
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Valentine's Day is a time a people expressed their love for one another, not only for couples but it can be a favorite pet, uncle, friend, most of all the one that rules your heart.
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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